Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Lateral Release Surgery 2010

Where's Britain - that is: Excuse me, can I have a Briton, please?

Dear readers, that is, dear me, is the first episode
sociological investigation commissioned by myself and run myself into the ground Albion.
mainly focused on one point: how much crap we have been inculcated on Britain and its inhabitants.

Once there was talk of London as a city in which all stand in line, in which everything is precise and orderly, and that punctuality is an essential trait. Well, Sticazzi!
According to the most popular and authoritative dictionaries, the orderly queue is a queue of people waiting to access something - a place or a service. In London I have not seen even the shadow, or at counters or by public transport and put a merciful veil on the "directions" in the subway tunnels - complete with a sign "Keep Left" largely taken for a ride. Once
then got on a bus, a train or having been in any place, it is shocking that the British are not very educated. The Italians are, by definition, rowdy, zozzone and vulgar. The British on the other hand are directly Vandals (of course, a generalization has a purely illustrative purposes, even if you do not get as far from reality), or at least as much as zozzone "noartri" under a nice sign "keep your feet off the seats, "What if you saw a couple of feet up?
without examining the papers thrown everywhere, the absence most painful of baskets and bins, the waste of vomit around, etc. etc. etc. ...
Finally, a brief account on the concentration of immigrants in the city: Mile End, for km and km is heard to speak English, either you see a blond son of Albion even to pay it.
Which is a little disturbing, given that integration is difficult to see very little, and indeed, as you will see later, there's less and less!

short, I want a classic dress with Mister English "London fog", bowler hat and umbrella, the one who is indignant if one goes in the queue and that abhors all forms of dirt, which keeps its poise in any situation.
But I also wonder: it never existed?

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