Saturday, December 20, 2008

Were Women Not Allowed To Drive?

I PIU 'cordial wishes for Merry Christmas from the staff of NOCERATV.IT

Here it is! and Christmas is just after the clock will be with us gently into a new year 2009! Explain what I'm feeling right now is really very complex. My mind flies faster than a year ago, unaware of the true power of my publishing project, I was to create a space to be devoted to Internet NOCERINO in the world. I anticipate that if you expect a balance of these first three hundred sixty-five days spent together, you'll be very disappointed. I like the facts, not words, so I prefer that each of you or whoever happened to be found to enter our "living world", will face his idea. My one year remains the same: to continue to take care of "my" NOCERINO across five continents in this period of absence from television screens and deepen my knowledge about the world of NOCERINO abroad so that you can create a new television program, which can reflect the real needs of those who live NOCERA and away from agriculture than other two. To celebrate the first birthday NOCERATV.IT few hours ago I made a video which I dedicate to you all and do it with great affection and friendship and gratitude for the extraordinary support they have extended to me, certain that you will continue to participate with great entusiuasmo. E 'at the time of the decisions that you create your destiny and I have decided not to give up, NEVER! Inside of me I know I am going in the right direction and in doing so I know I'm right, I know I have always given their best and have been loyal and above all always consistent with my ideals. For this reason, grows stronger in me the perception of great things to come. 2009 will be a year of change and growth and I look forward to be able to demonstrate in concrete terms what I'm talking abstractly. While waiting with great joy I address you all on behalf of the entire staff of NoceraTV.it .. best wishes for our first year together and NOCERATV.IT for a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Jealous Sister In Law

Letter to Santa Claus


Dear Santa,
For the first time in 28 years, I turn to you and write a nice letter.
know I'm an atheist, I do not think our Prime Minister, and then - as now I was left with a hand in front and one behind - I thought I'd try to instruct my miserable requests to your bearded good-natured smile.

The year I wrapped gifts under the tree, or I will bring to the haemorrhoids reindeer asking your beloved cars, caravans, or something.
will be very simple things, you know I'm a good person. First, Hello Kitty will ask you to drown in a vat of sulfuric acid: an alternative is fine sparkling wine from Hello Kitty (a slap retaliation), but I would not like you smitten with the caps.
Then I would like the worst economic crisis that is coming increasingly to reduce the pavement all Italians, and especially so the middle classes, small businessmen, and all those who voted for Berlusconi last policies. I know it's a strange request, do not worry, the hope is that once all they have their ass on the ground, understand the shit they did. At the same time, we ask you to take a new leader for the Italian left, in fact, the first Bring us back to the left, and prestaci one of your gnomes as a leader. Visas Veltroni, Rutelli & Co, will certainly be a hit.
If you then forward a bit 'of space, we ask you to give the Italians a minimum of civic sense, just because every now and begin to take some responsibility to pay taxes, to respect the objects and public places; that transport ministers understand that kills more that the slow speed on the highway, and maybe before giving the license to the people should be taught to drive, that young people understand that not everyone is born to be doctors, the hunters heads are aware of being a category useless for our entrepreneurs, in particular, are aware of being largely ineffectual, and that is not by ticks and squeezing suppliers and employees who grows and creates development.
also ask that you retire the Josephine - B16, and turn people into little head of the spark that makes them know that you are Gaining your ass for two thousand years: a priest who the fuck got to do with abortion, with gays, with unmarried couples, with AIDS? Please let that take away definitely come back, that say "sbajato far we have," and apologizing to disappear ...
Finally i ask you to let me have an employment contract seriously, after 7 years and 4 of the VAT project contract: I swear, I will not get rich, I would only be able to pay all the taxes I have to maybe take little house on behalf mine - without buying, God forbid - and try to get me my little life.

Dear Santa, I have overdone it? Ok, 'look, because there will be crisis for you, pick one at random, and you do. Too bad so it will be hard going, fennel now already are, then take in the ass I'm used to. If you really want, at least put a little 'sputum.

Good job for the next day and say hello to the reindeer
Fjo